mt

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

canyoushipit:

I read smut before bed like it’s a fucking bedtime story

owned-online:

new face

 ͜..

little man

queendaenerysofhousetargaryen:

when someone asks u how ur straight relationship is going

queendaenerysofhousetargaryen:

when someone asks u how ur straight relationship is going

sshdean:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Yeah she got loads of hate for posting this

Fruit juice ban

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

mrbritishhimself:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

That bastard! 

mrbritishhimself:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

That bastard! 

amateurcracksman:

When you get to the bottom of a really shitty post and you have to scroll back up like “who the Heck put this on my dash”